Orphan (2009)

Starring: Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman
Director: Jaume-Collet Serra

*SLIGHT SPOILER ALERT*

6 Thoughts On Orphan

1. If one accepts the ridiculous premise, this film can actually be quite enjoyable.
2. With his role in this movie, Peter Sarsgaard has officially announced to the world that he is not above getting a fat paycheck.
3. Child actors can not do Russian accents.
4. Kids killing kids = always fun.
5. Way too much false suspense for anyone's liking.
6. The twist may of been kinda stupid, but it led to some grossly perverted scenes. Who am I to complain?

Rating: 7