The Final Destination (2009)

Starring: Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Haley Webb
Director: David R. Ellis

4 Thoughts On The Final Destination

1. Not as good as the original, but better than 2 and 3. No wait, 2 and 3 had less contrived opening sequences. Actually no, 2 and 3 also had very contrived opening sequences. Ok, well that's fine but TFD held up for the entirity of the movie better than 2 and 3. Sorry, no it didn't. When I think about it, none of the 4 Final Destinations have been good . None.
2. 3-D RUUUULEESSSSS. No it does not rule.
3. Has Bubba Gump really been demoted to a body count character in shitty horror movies? I wonder what Tom Hanks is doing these days.
4. The Final Destination had the franchise's best sex scene.

Rating: 3
Rating Breakdown
1 point - Under 90 minute running time. (I don't mean to start a precendent by giving short movies bonus points, but hey a shitty horror movie under 90 minutes deserves the point!)
1 point - SEX
1 point - A rarely used obsenity. (If you see this garbage, you will know what I am talking about.)