Valentine's Day (2010)

Starring: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper
Director: Garry Marshall

7 Thoughts On Valentine's Day

1. Disregard my last review, Garry Marshall was unable to make this turd enjoyable viewing.
2. Taylor Swift needs to be in more movies like a sex offender needs to be in more playgrounds.
3. Ashton Kutcher annoys me.
4. Taylor Lautner annoys me.
5. George Lopez annoys me.
6. Jessica Alba not only annoys me, but she is also not attractive. Yeah, I said it.
7. Julia Roberts did a fine job.

Rating: 3
Rating Breakdown
12 points - Step By Step alum in Valentine's Day
-9 points - Watching Anne Hathaway in just a shirt and knowing nothing will ever happen between us.