Beastly (2011)

Starring: Vanessa Hudgens, Alex Pettyfer
Director: Daniel Barnz

Thoughts On Beastly

1. You've got to be effing kidding me with this nonsense.
2. I went to an all boys high school so forgive me if I sound clueless, but do most high schools have a creepy girl with a face tattoo who is basically accepted as a witch?
3. I get the whole turn the guy ugly thing but do we really need to combine veins, tattoos and metal all on one face?
4. Alex Pettyfer ugly is still better looking than me on my best day. Sad story.
5. TRANSATLANTICISM FTW!
6. NPH - c'mon now.

Rating: 3
Rating Breakdown
2 points - I want to go to that high school. Minus the Olsen spells.
1 point - I learned to be less shallow and see inner beauty. Point Beastly.