Jonah Hex (2010)

Starring: Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox
Director: Jimmy Hayward

Thoughts On Jonah Hex

1. Comic movies when done bad can apparently be quite bad.
2. Hey it was only 80 minutes. Winning.
3. Megan Fox, thank you for starring in this film. Your role seemed vital in the commercial at least.
4. Mark Out: Cedric Daniels!
5. Way to bring in a crappy looking U.S. Grant because the time a fictional ghost whispering deformed outlaw saved this country should be legitimized as much as possible.

Rating: 4
Rating Breakdown
4 points - Shitty action movie that's only 80 minutes...not too shabby.