The Spy Next Door (2010)

Starring: Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Billy Ray Cyrus
Director: Brian Levant

Thoughts On The Spy Next Door

1. Schlock for children.
2. When I think cold-blooded CIA agents, I think Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez.
3. I get how kids are supposed to not like the mom's boyfriend but at what point does the audience say "Man, these kids are just douche bags."
4. I'm no evil villain, but if one man and three children were stopping me from becoming rich beyond my wildest dreams, chances are I'd hire a lot of effing artillery.
5. Hey, this is a kids movie. No need for random father abandonment storylines.

Rating: 3
Rating Breakdown
3 points - At least Jackie Chan got the hot mom.